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  • (At the UG RV, Uncle Grandpa got a stomach ache.)
  • Uncle Grandpa: Oh no! HMPH!
  • (He covers his mouth and crawling to the outside and barfs to the grass and the bugs are arrived.)
  • Bug: (Gasps) HOLY CRAP!!
  • (Bugs runs to the right and Uncle Grandpa barfs the Bug's house.)
  • Bug: THAT'S IT! (throws his hat off the ground and walks away) I told you I had done with this craphole!
  • Uncle Grandpa: Ohh ohhhh....
  • (Hands wipes his pukes off and eats the puke, and the audience laughs)

(Uncle Grandpa is crawling to bed and he gets a stomach ache again.)

  • Uncle Grandpa: Ohhhh.... Ohhhohhhh!
  • (Mr. Gus is shivering during Uncle Grandpa gets a tummy ache)
  • Uncle Grandpa: OAAAWWW!!! OOOAAAAWWW!!!
  • (Mr. Gus is keeping my eyes shut and shakes 3 times and they heard again)
  • Uncle Grandpa: Ohh!
  • (Mr. Gus woke up and eyes is shattering and gets furious. And Uncle Grandpa burps, belch, cough, farts and starts grumbling.)
  • Uncle Grandpa: OOOoooh!!!
  • (Mr. Gus slaps Uncle Grandpa's face.)
  • Mr. Gus: YOU IMBECILE! YOU TRIED TO WAKE ME UP!!! Don't you know you have a tummyache!
  • Uncle Grandpa: Of course I am, Mr. Gus! ...... Nothing but this is important.
  • (Mr. Gus is Confused)
  • Mr. Gus: Comfortation? What's comfortation?
  • Uncle Grandpa: What?
  • Mr. Gus: JUST SPEAK TO ME!!!
  • Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S WHY I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!
  • (Mr. Gus looks at Uncle Grandpa, Uncle Grandpa put his tongue out.)
  • Mr. Gus: Tell me WHAT?!?
  • (Uncle Grandpa looks at Mr. Gus)
  • Mr. Gus: Tell me or else!!
  • Uncle Grandpa: (Whimpers) I'M HAVING A BABY-Y-Y-Y!!!!
  • Mr. Gus: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!? I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT!
  • (Mr. Gus grabs a necklace for Uncle Grandpa and Uncle Grandpa screams, Then Uncle Grandpa snaps the necklace out of the RV)
  • Uncle Grandpa: Don't you dare put the necklace on me!
  • Mr. Gus: You're perverts PROJECTION!!
  • Uncle Grandpa: But I thought it was baron.
  • (Uncle Grandpa is scared and Mr. Gus is frustrated, Then Uncle Grandpa has an idea.)
  • Uncle Grandpa: You have a power to see!
  • (Mr. Gus is not forgive him and Uncle Grandpa is sad.)
  • Uncle Grandpa: FORGIVE ME, MR. GU-U-U-U-US!
  • (Mr. Gus pushes Uncle Grandpa away.)
  • Mr. Gus: GET AWAY FROM ME! Sorceress!
  • (Uncle Grandpa looks at the butthole and stinky lines is going in and Mr. Gus sits down anger.)
  • Mr. Gus: CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! It was only for 10 years. How long can Giant Realistic Flying Tiger could raise him on.... KITTY LITTER?!?
  • (Mr. Gus growls and sits down.)
  • Uncle Grandpa: Calm down, Mr. Gus. (smiles at Mr. Gus)
  • Mr. Gus: CALM DOWN?!? CALM DOWN?!? YOU TRYING ME TO CALM DOWN?!?!? As long as you're P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p.... POISONED!
  • Uncle Grandpa: Poisoned? Is there so much that we can do so? That poisoned is no one will ever know.
  • (Mr. Gus is staring at Uncle Grandpa, then Uncle Grandpa rubs Mr. Gus' back.)
  • Uncle Grandpa: There there, Mr. Gus. I know we should be more careful around here.
  • Mr. Gus: Huh? Does it look like me?
  • Uncle Grandpa: Yeah, and also, I always help for all my friends.
  • Mr. Gus: Does it really look like me?
  • Uncle Grandpa: Why not. Because everyone in the world's Uncle and Grandpa, and always for Mr. Gus as well.
  • Mr. Gus: Really? What does it for? Are you a grandpa or something?
  • Uncle Grandpa: That's what mother's are for.
  • (Mr. Gus smiles and claps his hands.)
  • Mr. Gus: Let's kick some of those bastards!
  • Uncle Grandpa: EEEEEEEEE!!!
  • (Uncle Grandpa kisses Mr. Gus)
  • Mr. Gus: Okay. Enough much! Let's take a look of this asshole. So have you seen a baby? I see your tummy.
  • Uncle Grandpa: Aww, Come on, Mr. Gus. It's not only that thing at all.
  • Mr. Gus: Come on, Baby! Talk to Mr. Gus for me! Come on. Yes! Come to papa! I LOVE YOU!
  • (Fades to black and fades to the kitchen.)

(More to come...)