Uncle Grandpa: [sighs] What A Wonderful Day. First, Take Your Shoes Off. (Shoes Is Off) Then, Put Your Boots On. (Boots Are On) And Last But Not Least, I Can Jump In Puddles. [Uncle Grandpa is jumping in puddles]
Uncle Grandpa: Hahahaha! Oh. It's Dirty. Time To Go Take A Bath.
[Uncle Grandpa is taking a bath.]
Uncle Grandpa: All Done!
[Bug is attacking Uncle Grandpa.]
Uncle Grandpa: OH NO! A BUG!! GET IT OFF ME!! AAAHHH!!!
[Uncle Grandpa hits a bug on his face and falls down.]
Uncle Grandpa: Time To Go Brush My Teeth. Where Is The Toothpaste? Ah-ha! There It Is! (Toothpaste Squeezes On Uncle Grandpa) Well, It's Too Much Toothpaste. I Need Some Water. [Water Splashes On Uncle Grandpa] Oh. Hey, Pizza Steve and Mr. Gus!
Pizza Steve: Sorry I interuptted you, Uncle G. I've just got plans has to get on his head.
Uncle Grandpa: OH! I Can Go Do Some- (Slips On A Banana Skin) WHOA! OOF!
Mr. Gus: Huh. I never get a tricks I've seen before.
Uncle Grandpa: (Sighs) Pizza Steve, I Think It's Not Funny At All. And Mr. Gus, I Got 4 Bad Lucks. A bug bites me on a bath, I Squeezed The Toothpaste At Myself And Splashed The Water On Myself And I Slipped On The Banana Skin With Mr. Gus.
Pizza Steve: Oh. Well.... You Know What, Uncle G? I Guess Uncle Grandpa is gonna have some Good Lucks to do. So No More Hurting Uncle G, Alright?
Uncle Grandpa: Deal! Let's Go, gang!
[Uncle Grandpa and the gang are going to the city.]
(Uncle Grandpa and the gang is go to the carnival.)
Uncle Grandpa: (Singing) We're Going To The Carnival! We're Going To The Carnival! We're Going To The CarnivAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!!! WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (Bumps Upside Down) See? Bad Luck. (Coin Rolls Over)(Sighs)
Pizza Steve: Awww, Gee whiz! D-D-Don't Worry, Uncle Grandpa, I Can Move This. Uncle G, You Are Not Having Bad Luck. Because those ones are can't get hurt.
Prize Taker: Balloons! Get Some Balloons!
Uncle Grandpa: Oh boy!
Prize Taker: Hello, Uncle Grandpa! How Are You Doing Today?
Uncle Grandpa: Um... Pretty Good.
Prize Taker: I See. But I Got The Balloon For Uncle Grandpa. (Gives Uncle Grandpa A Balloon)
Uncle Grandpa: (Laughs) Thank You, Prize Taker. You're the best prize collector I ever know.
Prize Taker: You're Very Welcome, Uncle Grandpa!
Uncle Grandpa: This Is The Best Balloon Ever!
Prize Taker: Hello, Pizza Steve. What Balloon Do You Want?
Pizza Steve: Uhhh, I want uhh... That dinosaur thing. That's really a scary part of that movie.
Prize Taker: Oh. A Dinosaur? Well, Why Not? Here You Go, Pizza Steve! This Is A Dinosaur Balloon. (Gives Pizza Steve A Dinosaur balloon)
Pizza Steve: Wow, this is scariest dinosaur around. You already know it! Pizza Steve is the best pizza slice I ever restored.
Uncle Grandpa: (His Balloon Makes Her Fly) La la la la la la la la la. Wow! A Bigger Balloon! La la la la la la la la la. Wow! A Biggest Balloon! La la la la la la la la. (Flows Up) Huh, Where Are My Family? AAAHHH! My Balloon Is Super Big! Help, Mr. Gus! Help, Pizza Steve! HEEEELP!!! It's Not Working Anymore. Oh No! Not The Cactus!(Touches Cactus) OW! EEK! OUCH! OOH! OW! That Cactus Is Very Prickly And It Hurts Badder Than Ever.(Sees Chickens) OH NO! NOT THE CHICKENS! HEY! STOP IT! CUT IT OUT! WOW! I Really Am A Chicken. Oh No! Not A Prickly One! You Gonna Pop It, And I'm Sorry! (Balloon Pops And Uncle Grandpa Falls Off) AHHHHHHH!!! OUCH! See? Bad Luck. (Coins Rolls Over)(Sighs) It's not use, guys I'll never being a good guy anymore. I'm just a bad day.
Mr. Gus: Oh, thanks Goodness me! Sorry, You Got Bad Luck, Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa: Who Cares, Mr. Gus. I Can Use Bad Luck. And I Never Resist After One! (Walks Away) And I Only Think That They Can Go Home Until We Changes.
Pizza Steve: Oh, Poor Uncle G. He has got a bad luck.